Monday, May 28, 2012

A Modeling Tutorial from Aunt Leanne

No one has ever accused my sister of being a wallflower.  She has never met a stranger, never shied away from the limelight, and she takes confidence to a whole new level.  Even just a simple act of trying on her birthday clothes becomes a forum to showcase her spunk.  The fact that she looks stunning in her new wardrobe is irrefutable.  But it isn't the clothes that turn heads; it's the model.  Here's a little pictorial tutorial on how to make any outfit look sensational:

1.  Hands on hips - You remember when your mom assumed this hands-on-hips stance when you were a child; she meant business!  Putting your hands on your hips in a photo shows the world that you are in charge.  It says "I own this outfit!"
2.  Embrace the light - This move says "The spotlight was invented for ME!"  Soak it up!
3. Keep 'em guessing - Is it sassy hair flip?  A cupped ear eliciting praise from an audience?  Or perhaps an inverted nod to Rodin's "The Thinker" (Mama Hop is going to be so proud that I paid attention in art history class!)?  No matter how you slice it, she has captured our attention and made us wonder.
4. Bust a Move - A cross between "Stayin' Alive" and "Walk Like an Egyptian," this pose has flair!  It takes confidence to resurrect a dance move that is several decades old.  It says "I could be mummified or in polyester bell bottoms and still be cool, so there's no question I make this petites separates ensemble from Kohl's look incredible!"

With a little modeling guidance from Aunt Leanne, you too, can put Heidi Klum to shame.

Work it, Girl!

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Aunt Leanne's Birthday Party

Yesterday we packed up and traveled to my hometown to attend Aunt Leanne's birthday party.  Leanne will turn the big 3-5 next week and she opted to invite her closest friends to a pizza party.  This intimate little birthday party for Miss Popularity had more attendees than our wedding. Seriously!  It's the story of my life.  We won't even begin to talk about her 30th birthday party...anyway, out of that entire room full of people, guess who Leanne chose to sit next to...
We arrived a little late so we missed the henna tattoos but Leanne finally got to fulfill her dream of having a "tramp stamp" (In case you missed that post, you can find it here).  Leanne actually got two henna tattoos - the Tin Man and a heart.  Really edgy, huh? 

After the pizza party, we went and visited my friend, Lauren, who has a beautiful little girl and precious six-week-old twins!  Of course Leanne bestowed food nicknames on the babies (Broccoli and Squash) and an even more affectionate nickname on Lauren's husband, Jay - "Honey Bunch"!  That's right, Leanne decided Lauren's husband is a "hunk" and whether he likes it or not, he is now her new boyfriend. 

Afterwards, we headed over to our friend, Michelle's house for a little pool party!  Michelle also has a sister with Down syndrome (one of these days I will convince her to be a guest blogger) as well as three adorable kiddos.  Leanne has always been a little fearful of the water and she never learned how to swim but she absolutely loves relaxing in the shallow end of the pool.  Meanwhile, Michelle's sister, Maria, is an absolute fish!  She did several creative jumps off the diving board and swam numerous laps.  Josie and Merryn also enjoyed their little dip in the pool which is promising because summer swimming lessons start next week.  Unfortunately I didn't get any photos, but it was a fantastic time and we are so grateful to Michelle for the invitation. 

We headed back to Mama Hop's house where we enjoyed a delicious prime rib dinner.  Josie even ate some prime rib and asparagus.  Mama Hop also indulged Josie in her favorite food - cheese - while providing Merryn with an all-you-can-eat Cheerio buffet.  Talk about food heaven. 

Josie enjoyed tickling the ivories on Mama Hop's beloved baby grand...
...and she loved spending time with Mama Hop's kitty cat.  She kept saying "Cat!  Meooooow!!!" over and over while pointing out his "head," "ears," and "feet."  Thank goodness the cat didn't seem to mind the eager attention of a two-year-old.
After our fantastic feast, Leanne opened her gifts; girlfriend is going to look snazzy in her new clothes.  Travis, being the thoughtful chap that he is, even got Leanne a new GREEN robe!  It kind of makes you look forward to turning 35, doesn't it? 
We were all exhausted after that action-packed day.  I wish I would have taken more photos but I was having too much fun to stop and capture every detail with the camera.  I did however get one gem; an impromptu dance party between Mama Hop, Leanne, and Josie when Josie's favorite Usher song came on at the pizza place.  Shake it, Ladies!

Friday, May 25, 2012

Congratulations are in order...

First of all, congratulations to Travis for successfully completing graduate school!  He is now the proud owner of an MBA.  This was no small feat considering he was simultaneously working full-time, taking multiple international business trips, maintaining a household...oh and all the while welcoming two brand new babies into the fold!  Josie's adoption required us to be out of the state for 8 weeks while she remained in the NICU and that was the only time he had to drop a class.  These past two years have been the most adventurous of our lives and the fact that he was able to ride the wave while completing his MBA is pretty darn impressive. 
We are looking forward to having him home every night of the week now!  Talk about a luxury! 

In other heart-warming news, we received a report from Josie's most recent visit with her pediatric pulmonogist and it contained such good news that I had to share:
If you're questioning the professionalism of the aforementioned report, it is important to clarify that Josie's pulmonogist is not an 11 year-old girl.  I added the embellishments :-)  I couldn't help myself.  No hospitalizations?!  No urgent physician visits?!  No oxygen in the past year?!  Incredible!!!!!
We're all flying high on the good news around here. 



Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Starstruck

We don't watch a lot of tv around here but we do listen to a lot of music and various different genres of music.  Recently, Josie has settled upon a favorite.  Barney?  The Wiggles?  Blues Clues?  No.  Josie is obsessed with Usher.  I hesitate to get out my iPad because I know when she sees it, she will demand "Usher!"  During the pause between tracks, she angrily yells "No!" as though I've purposefully stopped the music.  This little diva is serious about her Usher.  That's why when I heard that Usher was going to be performing on The Today Show, we broke our "no tv" rule so that Josie could come face to face (sort of) with her beloved R&B idol.  She was so starstruck she could barely dance...

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Another Disasterous Photo Shoot

Inspired by adorable matching outfits given to the girls by Mama Hop, I decided to attempt yet another photo shoot.  Josie knew she looked good and she started working it like nobody's business!  The results were so cute, it's impossible to choose a favorite:
Meanwhile, her sister, wasn't feeling so cooperative.  Those two little chicklets poking out of her lower gums are about to get some neighbors and  Miserable Merryn was in no mood for mom's portrait sitting.
But I'm not one to give up easily (I inherited a little bit of Aunt Leanne's stubbornness) so I enlisted in Josie's help to try and garner some cooperation from her sister.  I gave her a few Cheerios to use as leverage. 

When that didn't work, I called in the big guns: Dad.  Certainly our little crab wouldn't be able to resist the charm of Dad's goofy faces.  After all, he is the fun parent, right? 
Maybe not.  Girlfriend was just not in the mood to put the "Merry" in "Merryn".

You win some...

...and you lose some.
Better luck next time!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The Greatest Joy in the Universe Crammed into One Swing




For a long time, there were only your footprints & laughter in our dreams, & even from such small things we knew we could not wait to love you forever.
~Brian Andreas

Josie's hairdos and hair-oh-no-you-didn'ts!

Did yesterday's post bring to mind this infamous image of Nick Nolte's mugshot for anyone else?
Sleep study hair is worse than I thought!